They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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