im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor