i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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