dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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