we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
