Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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