just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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