On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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