stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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