I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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