Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Come on in and take your pants off
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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