Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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