i think my mom watched the whole time
I am midnight drunk by noon
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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