Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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