On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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