dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Small penises have feelings too.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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