Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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