We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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