found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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