Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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