I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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