And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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