This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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