dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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