I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hey! you should come over!
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