But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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