Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The Olympian is in my bed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize