One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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