You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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