so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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