The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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