Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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