You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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