Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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