Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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