he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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So much rum. So many feels.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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