i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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