new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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