real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so let's talk penis.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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