We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
this just has baby written all over it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
