girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
false alarm. still invincible.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
