Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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