I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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