just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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