this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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