yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I deserve this hangover.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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