On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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