i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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