The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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