At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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