what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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