You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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