so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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