I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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